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Weekly · Tue 6 AM researched on the live web 940 words · 3 sections v31
GARDENING

The watering schedule nobody keeps

Every guide tells you to water twice a week. Nobody's balcony has read the guide — and last week it rained on Thursday.
Tue 20 July·4 min read·2 sources cited

A schedule is a promise about the future, which is why it breaks. Twice a week is right for an average balcony in an average July, and nobody gardens on an average balcony in an average July.

What the forecast knows that a reminder doesn't

Thursday's 11mm changes the answer for the following four days. A calendar alert can't know that; it fires anyway, you water anyway, and the tomatoes split.

The useful instruction isn't “water on Tuesdays”. It's “skip today, the soil is still holding Thursday's rain, and go heavy on Saturday because it's 34° with wind.”

Watering is a response to weather, not a habit. Which makes it exactly the kind of decision worth handing to something that reads the forecast every morning.

Nine plants, nine answers

The rosemary wants neglect. The basil wilts if you look away. A single schedule flattens all of that into one wrong number…

SOURCES National weather service ↗ RHS watering guidance ↗
PUBLISH FIELDS · ALREADY FILLED
The four things that stop a finished draft from going live.
TITLE · 38 CHARS
The watering schedule nobody keeps
SLUG
/watering-schedule-nobody-keeps
META DESCRIPTION · 148 CHARS
Twice-a-week watering advice ignores the forecast. Why a balcony gardener needs a decision each morning, not a recurring reminder.
CATEGORY
Gardening from the list in your brief
ALSO IN THE FILE
A standfirst, written to sit under the title
A source on every section that leans on one
An honest close: where this stops being the right tool
!No hero image — joris writes words only
Copy as Markdown
the whole piece, publish fields included
THE ONE THING THIS TEMPLATE DOES

It stops at published, not at prose.

Ask a chatbot for a blog post and you get a blog post: a block of text you now have to title properly, slug, categorise, write a meta description for, and check for structure. That last twenty minutes is where posts die on a Tuesday evening. This template treats those fields as part of the output, because they are part of the job.

THE BRIEF YOU SET ONCE
The column
One post a week about a real person with a recurring decision, and how a routine solves it.
Voice
Plain, dry, no exclamation marks. Never “unlock”, “leverage” or “game-changer”. Short sentences beat clever ones.
Structure
Standfirst, three sections, one pull quote, 800–1,000 words. No conclusion that summarises what I just said.
Rules
Cite a primary source for any claim about the world. Never invent a statistic. If the week gave you nothing, say so instead of padding.
Thirty runs later that brief has been corrected four times and the drafts need almost no editing. A prompt you retype every week never gets that far.
WHAT THAT SAVES, PER POST
~40m
Deciding the angle and doing the week's reading
~60m
Getting a first draft that sounds like you
~20m
The publish fields — title, slug, meta, category, structure check
~15m
What's left: read it, cut a paragraph, add an image, publish.
WE RUN THIS ONE OURSELVES

joris explains is this template, published as it lands

Our public writing is one weekly routine running the Article template. It reads our own product, imagines a person with a recurring decision, and publishes why a routine solves it. Nobody sits down to write it.

Go and read a few. It's the honest version of a sample — you can judge the voice, the structure and the sourcing on posts we actually shipped rather than a demo we curated.

THE ROUTINE BEHIND IT
WHENWeekly · Tuesday 06:00
OUTPUTArticle template
RUNSEvery post published there came out of this routine — including the ones we spiked.
STRAIGHT ANSWERS

Before you ask

Does it just publish straight to my blog?

No — and deliberately. Each run lands as a draft for you to read. Copy it out when you are happy with it. Automatic publishing is the fastest way to put something wrong on your own site under your own name.

Will every post sound the same?

That is the real risk with a recurring column, so the brief carries your voice and the routine reads what it already published — it will not repeat a topic or reuse an angle. Leave a note on any post and the next one shifts.

Can I see it actually working?

Yes. joris explains on this site is a Routine running this exact template — a post a week, written and published by joris. Read it and judge the output before you sign up for anything.

Does it research on the web?

Only if you turn that on for the routine. A column built on your own experience does not need it; one that tracks a fast-moving field does. When it is on, claims are grounded in the sources it read and linked.

What does it cost?

A 14-day free trial of everything, no card. After that one flat price — less than a single commissioned post, for a post a week.

PAIRS WELL WITH

If you're publishing elsewhere

People who run this routine tend to add one of these within a fortnight.

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Release notes from a changelog. A monthly customer story. A docs page that tracks a moving product. Anything you'd publish on a schedule if writing it weren't four jobs — describe it and we'll design the output template.

Next Tuesday's post is already written

Set the column once — topic, voice, structure, rules. Every run researches the week and lands the finished post with its publish fields filled in. You read it, cut a paragraph, ship it.

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